Gibraltar-The Creepy Cablecar(a short video of us in Gibraltar)

Hello and we hope you enjoyed the video. We are now going to tell you actual facts about Gibraltar because- SILENCE PEASANTS!!! HIS MIGHTY, POLLUTION ADDICTED POTENTATE: LORD FINN!!!! <testing Microphone before stepping on it with a *crack*> Yes thanks Bob but it’s not pollution, it’s Nuke Juice and you can also call me lord volcano but instead of fireballs I spew the most good nonsense ever though I do have in common with volcanos that I blot out the sun with gas. Hello lessers I am gonna tell more true-er facts than those people at the beginning and stuff I’m too lazy to say. Before I do that, I suppose I haven’t introduced you to CHUNKYMONKEY yet? No? Well he is the biggest, fattest, most big fattest ape waiting to consume the both sides of the Mississippi(If you don’t get it, it should still be funny just less so than if  you understand it because you have more than negative 100 IQ). I hope you understand my next statement because it happens to all of us at least a few times in our lives. I am being pursued by the governments across the little pond where us big fish live and must put these images of CHUNKYMONKEY in a separate post(this post includes both him and his cousin Bob) I apologize from the depths of my shallow, black heart. The link that definitely will not lead you to the black market: https://debsquest.com/the-ballad-of-bob-and-chunky-monkeydont-look-until-after-you-read-the-gibraltar-post/. Y’know I think I have quite a few mistypes in this already;]. Well now I suppose I must somehow find a bucket of water and dump it on the ‘good mood’(Me thinks that how it goes) Here are some facts about this land-lump.
1) This weird rock is actually how the aliens hid the mothership(You don’t know about the aliens? How do you think the earth is so perfect or life just spontaneously sprung up(obviously it was extraterrestrial terraforming duh)? Seriously what do they teach in schools these days?) You can read more about this in the Ballad of Bob and CHUNKYMONKEY post.

2) the rock thing is actually in UK territory even though it’s technically in Spain.

3) Squids poo out their mouths.

4) The fortress of Gibraltar has survived 13 Spanish sieges.

5) The monkeys that live on it are the only ones in Europe and are actually used as spies for the remaining aliens.